Guhi Guhi Sunduvan:The Rambling of a travelling Bull

ANNOUNCEMENT....

2010-11-02T19:45:00.000-07:00

DEAR ALL,

IT'S BEEN A FEW YEARS I'VE BEEN BLOGGING USING BLOGGERDOTCOM..I'M PLEASED TO INFORM MY FOLLOWERS AND VISITORS THAT I NOW HAVE A DOTCOM BLOG WHICH WAS SET UP TWO DAYS AGO..

AT THE MOMENT IT'S STILL IN IT'S INFANCY..IT'S BARE..SAVE FOR A FEW ADVERTS..

USUALLY I HOPE AND HOPE TO DO BLOGGING OR UPDATING BUT NOW I HAVE TO BLOG AND DO UPDATING ON A REGULAR BASIS BECAUSE NOW THE NEW DOTCOM IS NOT FREE..I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT SO THAT'S WHY I NEED TO UPDATE IT REGULARLY..

THIS NEW BLOG IS USING WP..WHICH I'M TOTALLY ALIEN TO..I'VE BEEN BLOGGING USING BLOGGERDOTCOM FOR YEARS THAT SWITCHING TO WP, I HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN..SO DURING MY LEARNING PERIOD OF WP THERE'LL BE HICCUPS HERE AND THERE..BUT PLEASE HAVE PATIENT..AS OF NOW AM WORKING TOWARDS LEARNING HOW TO FULLY UTILISE WP..

SO WITHOUT MUCH ADO HERE IS THE NEW DOTCOM IN ME...http://www.gulibark.com or http://gulibark.com

p/s my first personal post will be at the new dotcom will e to explain the domain name and why it is called gulibark..lol

An Assured Road To Happiness and Prosperity

2010-10-05T02:37:00.000-07:00

1. FOR EACH COINS I PUT IN, TO SPEND BUT NINE

2. BUDGET THY EXPENSES THAT THOU MAYEST HAVE COINS TO PAY FOR THY NECESSITIES, TO PAY FOR THY ENJOYMENTS AND TO GRATIFY THY WORTHWHILE DESIRES WITHOUT SPENDING MORE THAN NINE-TENTHS OF THY EARNINGS

3. PUT EACH COIN TO LABORING THAT IT MAY REPRODUCE ITS KIND EVEN AS THE FLOCKS OF THE FIELD AND HELP BRING TO THEE INCOME, A STREAM OF WEALTH THAT SHALL FLOW CONSTANTLY INTO THY PURSE

4. GUARD THY TREASURE FROM LOSS BY INVESTING ONLY WHERE THY PRINCIPAL IS SAFE, WHERE IT MAY BE RECLAIMED IF DESIRABLE, AND WHERE THOU WILL NOT FAIL TO COLLECT A FAIR RENTAL. CONSULT WITH WISE MEN. SECURE THE ADVICE OF THOSE EXPERIENCED IN THE PROFITABLE HANDLING OF GOLD. LET THEIR WISDOM PROTECT THY TREASURE FROM UNSAFE INVESTMENT

5. OWN THY OWN HOME

6. PROVIDE IN ADVANCE FOR THE NEEDS OF THY GROWING AGE AND THE PROTECTION OF TH FAMILY

7.CULTIVATE THY OWN POWERS, TO STUDY AND BECOME WISER, TO BECOME MORE SKILLFUL, TO ACT AS TO RESPECT THYSELF

yeah..and no i didn't conjure this up..i found it while reading this book

"THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON" by George S. Clason

get this book and happy reading..

This Guy Needs Help..

2010-10-03T16:50:00.000-07:00

morning audience,
a fella is desperate to marry his love..he can work and get the money but it takes time and time is not on his side..so he said..anyway..for all of you out there..this is his website..it's full of his hope..take a look..and maybe...just maybe fork out a bit of dough to enable him to marry his love life..

http://pleasehelpmylove.blogspot.com/

what a lacky...

2010-10-03T03:34:00.000-07:00

it's true, i read in the newspaper today of a case i called the kidnapped turn kidnapper

this is how the story goes..

a men called his wife to tell her he was kidnapped and the ransom money amounting to RM25,000.00 was to be deposited into his account (obviously this guy is broke), worried, the wife called the police..the police then tracked where the call originated..it was from a gambling casino..they caught the men (the wife's husband) while he was gambling..apparently the whole scheme was created by this guy desperate to continue his gambling...it will not be a pretty sight when the wife confronts him..heck..she might just let him stay in jail for a duration..you know this guy was involved in kidnapping..the kidnapped turn kidnapper..lol...

i just w...onder

2010-09-30T17:44:00.000-07:00

i'm doing a lot of surfing and i came across multitude of programs offering profits in hundreds, thousands and tens of thousands and hundreds of thousand in income...i never saw anything that is tens or few dollars..the least is an amount of 0.01cents and usually this is for the paid to view sites..

not being sarcastic or unbelieving but the obscene amount of income makes me wonder..is there really easy money in the www?

and to be honest hehehe..if i were to get that amount of cash..i wouldn't share my secret..not until i'm a billionaire several folds over..maybe rank side by side with warren or bill gates..then i will share my internet success secret..heck i'll just give it away for free...!!!lol

2010-09-30T16:46:00.000-07:00

"IT'S BETTER TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FREEDOM THAN NONE AT ALL"

I noticed..

2010-09-30T07:12:00.000-07:00

not sure whether they know the rules regarding roundabout or not but i find it quite amusing not only that it happens almost daily but varying style...lol..
for example yesterday as i was about to reach the roundabout albeit a small round island at that, a car from the opposite side just went through the center of the roundabout..whoooshhh...the driver was doing a 90degree turn and he simply ran over the small island...lol..
another day all car stopped and stare at the roundabout and each other, each one urging the others to make the first move..lol
i just wonder....

mannn..i'm not consistent..haiyaah...

2010-09-27T16:42:00.000-07:00

yea..you guess it right, im changing my mind ...again..im not going to blog about how i manage my finance..
i went shopping yesterday and bought goods amounting to RM700..

this usually last us all my wife, three kids, my mother-in-law and a friend for a month..

as i was driving home i realize that blogging about my monthly expenditure is not going to help me achieve my millionaire goal..

im planning to do some serious new approach to my blog...

do a total new appearance and look of this blog..

some adverts here will have to go..there is way too much..and its not bringing me any revenue..

by the way u might realize that there's no adsense adverts in my blog now..the reason is that my adsense account was disabled by google..so sad..they said that i purposely click on my own adverts or i ask my viewers to purposely do that..my word..why would i do that?..i tried to explain to google but was not entertained..that's why there's no google adverts...so sad..i was actually making a few cents a day..even that google wants to 'consficate'..my account was coming to USD50..and i started my google adverts four years ago..

anyway i came across this new advertising company and that's why there's a new form of advert in my blog..not making any cents at the moment though..lol..

okes, that's it..i will appear here in a few day?..weeks?..hehe..yeah..weeks..

a change in financial planning

2010-09-18T03:19:00.000-07:00

i was thinking and came to the conclusion that there's no point for me to list down my expenditures without a budget to work with in the first place.

so decided to stop..temporarily until i received my salary on by end of next week

most probably the next post will be next week

my plan for the stock market actually is to buy blue chip stock that have solid foundation..will look for income + growth companies..

at the moment ..back to do more reading on stocks

by the way i stumble upon a book on money making in the internet...borriiingggg i hear you say but i'm tempted to try it though..

but haven't finish reading the book yet..it's about the success of local netrepeneur in harnessing the power of internet to make obscene amount of money while still in college..

if he can do it..why not others..after all this guy was in and out of school in the beginning due to lack of money..i guess that is a big motivation for him to succeed

it is really scary when you come face to face with the situation of no money not even cents to your name..

also i might try this guy method..after all he's making money in the fives and six figures monthly

anyway i received this adventure in my other blog which is using wordpress..but now i have to get a dotcom first..

expenses

2010-09-16T14:20:00.000-07:00

yesterday i went to buy some groceries. at the moment i can't calculate how much is the balance because my financial plan only starts on the 25 september. anyway this is the items that i bought yesterday

1. egg - one stay - rm10.00
2. a can of sardine - rm5.30
3. clothes hanger - rm1.30
4. pickled vege - rm6.20
5. fresh vege - rm6.80
6. drinking water - rm 5.30
7. breakfast - rm11.20

item no.7 was a mistake and a costly one. i should have bought the raw material and do the cooking. not only it cost less but i could use it twice..meaning for rm11.20 i can cook two breakfast..talk about frugality..need to be aware of my purchasing habit..otherwise my plan won't materialised and still be doing work well after the age of sixty..

i might probably post my listing of the breakdown of my salary tomorrow. so as to get a better picture of the distribution of fund and also the usage of it.

if i get an (ASI) - additional source of income then i might use them to buy some unit trust or stocks..lol

right, that's it..

a turn around in blogging

2010-09-15T15:05:00.000-07:00

just a reminder to all my followers/fans that beginning next week, i will be blogging about my attempt to become a millionaire by age sixty.

as of today i've read loads of books both locals and international as how to be successful in my feeble attempt to reach the million dollar mark, hopefully before i'm fifty so as i can enjoy some of it..nothing much to enjoy when you're a millionaire at the age of seventy..you can't even bungee jumping..if you do that then you can hear your bones and joint crack and screaming in protest

in addition there will be a post each day as to what i did financially i.e how much i spent, what happen to the cents..where did it gone etc..

the date of comemncement in this attempt starts on the 25 of september..thats when i received my salary. as of now i'm broke and nothing much to post about except trying to mend holes in my pocket and preventing over spent in my already depleted and hardly visible left over cash...lol..

as i mentioned earlier, i'll be posting at least once a day..mostly in my attempt to be frugal and do some savings

tommorrow post will be a breakdown of my salary..which portion goes to which allocated lots.

most of my coming post will be an explanation of my attempt to reduce my spending to the utmost minimum. i'm not gonna starve myself though..i can always raid the freezer..i've puts loads of foods (stock) there..lol

tommorrow is another there..coincidently, i have to spent money today..the freezer ran out of veges, i ran out of drinking water..so have to go and buy some..

SCARBOROUGH FAIR

2010-06-27T06:44:00.000-07:00

Chinese Instrumental

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BRITNEY SPEARS

2010-06-27T06:27:00.000-07:00

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SHAKIRA

2010-06-27T04:56:00.000-07:00

THIS TIME FOR AFRICA

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TOTO

2010-06-21T19:32:00.000-07:00

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BACK FOR GOOD

2010-06-15T05:03:00.000-07:00

TAKE THAT

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LOVE IS ALL AROUND

2010-06-15T04:50:00.000-07:00

WET WET WET

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KU DI HALAMAN RINDU

2010-06-15T04:43:00.000-07:00

LEFTHANDED

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GERSANG

2010-06-14T15:35:00.000-07:00

SURATAN TAKDIR

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GERSANG

2010-06-14T15:30:00.000-07:00

MASIH AKU TERASA

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FOREIGNER

2010-06-14T15:22:00.000-07:00

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

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BRYAN ADAMS

2010-06-14T15:14:00.000-07:00

HEAVEN

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LIMAHL

2010-06-14T15:07:00.000-07:00

THE NEVER ENDING STORY

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Use this to relax

2010-05-29T16:49:00.000-07:00

Relaxing Music

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Nice...

2010-05-29T16:03:00.000-07:00

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Like It..

2010-05-29T15:59:00.000-07:00

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Baik Baik Sayang - Wali Band

2010-05-23T15:33:00.000-07:00

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Chinese Classical Music

2010-05-17T14:55:00.001-07:00

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Beautiful Chinese classical music..☺

☺ONIONS☺

2010-03-02T08:15:00.000-08:00

....especially for those who love to cook and eat ONIONS!!!!!!

In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu.

Many of the farmers and their family had contracted it and many died. The doctor came upon this one farmer and to his surprise, everyone was very healthy. When the doctor asked what the farmer was doing that was different, the wife replied that she had placed an unpeeled onion in a dish in the rooms of the home, (probably only two rooms back then).

The doctor couldn't believe it and asked if he could have one of the onions and place it under the microscope. She gave him one and when he did this, he did find the flu virus in the onion.

It obviously absorbed the bacteria, therefore, keeping the family healthy.

Now, I heard this story from my hairdresser in NZ. She said that several years ago many of her employees were coming down with the flu and so were many of her customers. The next year she placed several bowls with onions around in her shop. To her surprise, none of her staff got sick. It must work. (And no, she is not in the onion business.)

The moral of the story is, buy some onions and place them in bowls around your home. If you work at a desk, place one or two in your office or under your desk or even on top somewhere. Try it and see what happens. We did it last year and we never got the flu.

If this helps you and your loved ones from getting sick, all the better. If you do get the flu, it just might be a mild case.

Whatever, what have you to lose? Just a few bucks on onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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☺Comic Theraphy☺ - Part 4

2010-03-02T08:07:00.000-08:00

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☺Comic Theraphy☺ - Part 3

2010-03-02T08:05:00.000-08:00

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☺Comic Theraphy☺ - Part 2

2010-03-02T08:00:00.000-08:00

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☺Comic Theraphy☺

2010-03-02T07:54:00.000-08:00

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☺An Atheist and a Tiger in the Woods..... ☻

2010-03-02T07:44:00.000-08:00

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees'!

'What powerful rivers'!

'What beautiful animals'!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

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BEYONCE☺

2010-02-23T14:43:00.000-08:00

BRILLIANT

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☺☺☺ Such lovely, strong voice..☺☺

2010-02-16T13:45:00.000-08:00

SUSAN BOYLE

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A parrot, a horse, a candle, a funeral and a golf stick☺

2010-02-14T15:17:00.000-08:00

At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Carl? This is Ronaldo, the caretaker at your country house.'

'Ah yes, Ronaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'

'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Carl, that your parrot, he is dead'

'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?'

'Si, Senor, that's the one.'

'Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?'

'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Carl.'

'Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?'

'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'

'Dead horse? What dead horse?'

'The thoroughbred, Senor Carl.'

'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'

'Yes Senor Carl, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.'

'Are you insane?? What water cart?'

'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'

'Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??'

'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.'

'What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?? !!'

'Yes, Senor Carl.'

'But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?'

'For the funeral, Senor Carl. '

'WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!'

'Your wife's, Senor Carl', she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Taylor Made R580 XD golf club.'

SILENCE . . . . . . . . . . . . LONG SILENCE . . . . . . . . . .

'Ronaldo, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit!’

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☺☻☺☻☺☻

2010-02-14T15:16:00.000-08:00

Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down.... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy , you explain the kids.

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$5 for a Tie

2010-02-14T15:13:00.000-08:00

The Jew and the Taliban
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'
The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'
The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!
'OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie'

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2010-01-21T09:50:00.001-08:00

CATHOLIC COFFEE

There were four Catholic men and one Catholic woman having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well.....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

Slim,

Tall,

38D breast,

24" waist,

34" hips.

When she walks into a room people say,

"Oh My God"

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Black & Decker

2010-01-21T09:46:00.000-08:00

These are the latest that have been sent to me - enjoy.

"Hi Mum, how are you?"

"Hi Son, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Bunnings
Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

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I just had to place it here..lol

2010-01-21T09:42:00.000-08:00

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced..

Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you £500.'

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of £500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

Jim quickly dressed and left.

As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you £500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me £500.'

Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed £500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player.

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Magic

2010-01-08T14:58:00.000-08:00

Where did the cards go?...

2010-01-08T14:52:00.000-08:00

Stocking up for the coming winter...

2009-12-23T13:24:00.000-08:00

JESUS is the REASON

2009-12-23T13:14:00.000-08:00

Jesus is Better than Santa

Santa lives at the North Pole.

JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh

JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.

Santa comes but once a year

JESUS is an ever present help.

Santa fills your stockings with goodies

JESUS supplies all your needs.

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited

JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. And then enters your heart.

You have to stand in line to see Santa

JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.

Santa lets you sit on his lap

JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?"

JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly

JESUS has a heart full of love.

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO

JESUS offers health, help and hope.

Santa says "You better not cry"

JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you.

Santa's little helpers make toys

JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.

Santa may make you chuckle but

JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.

While Santa puts gifts under your tree

JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.

It's obvious there is really no comparison.

We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about.

We need to put Christ back in Christmas.

Jesus is still the reason for the season.

May the Lord Bless and Watch over you and

your loved ones this Christmas 2009,

and may He prospers and bless the work of your hands

in the New Year 2010.

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Spare A Moment For Your Loved Ones..This Christmas

2009-12-02T14:21:00.000-08:00

To one and all..thanks for your time!!

A young man learns what's most important in life from the guy next door.
It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams. There, in the rush of his busy life, Jack had little time to think about the pa st and often no time to spend with his wife and son. He was working on his future, and nothing could stop him.

Over the phone, his mother told him, 'Mr. Belser died last night. The funeral is Wednesday..' Memories flashed through his mind like an old newsreel as he sat quietly remembering his childhood days.

'Jack, did you hear me?'

'Oh, sorry, Mom. Yes, I heard you. It's been so long since I thought of him. I'm sorry, but I honestly thought he died years ago,' Jack said.

'Well, he didn't forget you. Every time I saw him he'd ask how you were doing. He'd reminisce about the many days you spent over 'his side of the fence' as he put it,' Mom told him.

'I loved that old house he lived in,' Jack said.

'You know, Jack, after your father died, Mr. Belser stepped in to make sure you had a man's influence in your life,' she said.

'He's the one who taught me carpentry,' he said. 'I wouldn't be in this business if it weren't for him. He spent a lot of time teaching me things he thought were important...Mom, I'll be there for the funeral,' Jack said.

As busy as he was, he kept his word. Jack caught the next flight to his hometown. Mr. Belser's funeral was small and uneventful. He had no children of his own, and most of his relatives had passed away.

The night before he had to return home, Jack and his Mom stopped by to see the old house next door one more time.
Standing in the doorway, Jack paused for a moment. It was like crossing over into another dimension, a leap through space and time. The house was exactly as he remembered. Every step held memories. Every picture, every piece of furniture....Jack stopped suddenly.

'What's wrong, Jack?' his Mom asked.

'The box is gone,' he said

'What box?' Mom asked.

'There was a small gold box that he kept locked on top of his desk. I must have asked him a thousand times what was inside. All he'd ever tell me was 'the thing I value most,' Jack said.

It was gone. Everything about the house was exactly how Jack remembered it, except for the box. He figured someone from the Belser family had taken it.

'Now I'll never know what was so valuable to him,' Jack said. 'I better get some sleep. I have an early flight home, Mom.'

It had been about two weeks since Mr. Belser died. Returning home from work one day Jack discovered a note in his mailbox. 'Signature required on a package. No one at home. Please stop by the main post office within the next three days,' the note read.

Early the next day Jack retrieved the
package. The small box was old and looked like it had been mailed a hundred years ago. The handwriting was difficult to read, but the return address caught his attention. 'Mr. Harold Belser' it read.

Jack took the box out to his car and ripped open the package. There inside was the gold box and an envelope.

Jack's hands shook as he read the note inside. 'Upon my death, please forward this box and its contents to Jack Bennett. It's the thing I valued most in my life.' A small key was taped to the letter. His heart racing, as tears filling his eyes, Jack carefully unlocked the box. There inside he found a beautiful gold pocket watch.

Running his fingers slowly over the finely etched casing, he unlatched the cover.

Inside he found these words engraved:

'Jack, Thanks for your time! -Harold
Belser.'

'The thing he valued most was...my time'

Jack held the watch for a few minutes, then called his office and cleared his appointments for the next two days.

'Why?' Janet, his assistant asked.

'I need some time to spend with my son,' he said.

'Oh, by the way, Janet, thanks for your time!'

'Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away,'

Think about this. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

4. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

5. You mean the world to someone.

6. If not for you, someone may not be living.

7. You are special and unique.

8. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you trust God to do what's best, and wait on His time, sooner or later, you will get it or something better.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good can still come from it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

11. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

12. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

13 . Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know and you'll both be happy .

14. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

Travelling Librarian

DO NOT PRESS!!!

2009-11-30T14:04:00.000-08:00

This is a good one..as it implies..don't press..

Put The Big Red Button on your site

See I told ya..never listen one...

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Babies' Best Friend

2009-11-20T13:52:00.000-08:00

hmmm...yummy..

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Xmas Nick Punjabi Style..enjoy!!

2009-11-20T13:42:00.000-08:00

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GONG FESTIVAL

2009-11-06T14:11:00.000-08:00

I recently attended the Gong Festival in Matunggong district. This festival is all about gong and gong making. The venue was the Comunnity Stage by the village football ground where various items were on display for the visitors.
These includes the following:

Pure Honey

Household items made of coconut
A Table Lamp

A Ship

A Jar

I went to this Festival last year and saw a scorpion made entirely of coconut. It was black and brown and shiny, about two feet long and yes it was pricely..

Attractive designs made of beads.

A Hand Woven Design on a piece of cloth. This is one of the famous produce coming out of Matunggong

Gongs for sale on display

This one GONG is most probably the largest in the world.

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KOFE VS LIVER DISEASE

2009-10-27T19:39:00.000-07:00

Recent findings suggest that there’s another reason as to why we should drink more kofe daily. The finding mentioned that drinking kofe more than three cups a day halt the progression of LIVER DISEASES.

Those who suffers from CHRONIC HEPATITIS C and advanced liver disease who drank three or more cups of kofe per day slashed by 53% the risk of the disease progressing compared to patients who drank no coffee, according to study by Neal Freedman of the US National Cancer Institute (NCI).

For the study, 766 participants enrolled in the Hepatitis C Antiviral Long-Term Treatment against CIRRHOSIS (HALT-C) trial, all of whom had Hepatitis C which had not responded to treatment with anti-viral drugs – were asked to report how many cups of coffee they drank every day.

The patients were seen every three months during the 3-8 year study and liver biopsis were taken at 1.5 to 3.5 years to determine the progression of the liver disease.In the study, it shows that patients who drank three or more cups of coffee were less likely to see their liver disease worsen than non-drinkers.

The researchers suggessted that the intake of coffee might protect against liver disease including by reducing the risk of type two diabetes which has been associated with liver illness, or by reducing inflammation which is thought to cause fibriosis and cirrhosis of the liver.

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It’s been found in previous study that caffeine found in coffee inhibit liver cancer in rats.

Also noted was that drinking black or green tea (oopss..pardon me tea lovers..) which also contain caffeine had little impact on the progression of liver disease.

Simply put, their finding maybe able to help the three to four million people according to WHO who contract hepatitis C , each year which 70% of these cases become chronic and can cause cirrhosis or liver cancer.

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Eating Competition..not for the faint hearted..or small stomach..

2009-10-20T01:57:00.000-07:00

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The participants.....

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The losers.....

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AND THE WINNER IS.....

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The Bible and The Diamond Ring

2009-10-20T01:38:00.000-07:00

A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband.

For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her husband could afford it, she told him that was all she wanted.
As her birthday approached, this lady awaited signs that her husband had purchased the diamond ring.

Finally, on the morning of her birthday, her husband called her into his study.
Her husband told her how proud he was to have such a good wife, and told her how much he loved her.

He handed her a beautiful wrapped gift box.

Curious, the wife opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible,
with the wife's name embossed in gold.

Angrily, she raised her voice to her husband and said, 'With all your
money you give me a Bible?' And stormed out of the house, leaving her
husband.

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Many years passed and the lady was very successful in business. She managed to settle for a more beautiful house and a wonderful family, but realized her ex-husband was very old, and thought perhaps she should go to visit him. She had not seen him for many years.

But before she could make arrangements, she received a telegram telling her that her ex-husband had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to her. She needed to come back immediately and take care of things.

When she arrived at her ex-husband's house, sudden sadness and regret filled her heart. She began to search through her ex-husband's important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as she had left it years before.

With tears, she opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. Her ex-husband had carefully underlined a verse, Matt 7:11, 'And if you, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Heavenly Father, who is in heaven, give what is good to those who ask Him?'

As she read those words, a tiny package dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a diamond ring, with her name engraved on it -- the same diamond ring which she saw at the showroom.

On the tag was the date of her birth, and the words.'LUV U ALWAYS'.

How many times do we miss God's blessings, because they are not packaged as we expected? I trust you enjoyed this. Pass it on to others.

Do not spoil what you have, by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.

IF YOUR GIFT IS NOT PACKAGED THE WAY YOU WANT IT,
IT'S BECAUSE IT IS BETTER PACKAGED THE WAY IT IS.
ALWAYS APPRECIATE LITTLE THINGS;
THEY USUALLY LEAD YOU TO BIGGER & BETTER THINGS

'The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart.'

HAVE A GREAT DAY

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Mount Kinabalu - 'via ferrata'

2009-10-19T23:39:00.000-07:00

Loads of people heard about Mount Kinabalu, few knows that it's the world's highest 'via ferrata'.
Ask any person you happen to come across, ask them what is 'via ferrata'..you probably will receive a 'sorry, no idea' response but ask a mountaineer or rock climber and you will be suprised of how passionate their reply would be.

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'Via Ferrata", means 'iron road' in Italian. Its a mountain path consisting of series of steel rungs, cables and rails, embedded into the slope of a mountain. This path provides an opportunity for the average hiker who lacks experience in climbing mountain using specialised equipment.

The first via ferrate was constructed and used by Italian soldiers to move troops and equipment scrodd the Italian Dolomites, into Austria.

Via ferratas can be found in countries like Italy, Germany, England, France, Austria, Slovenia, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden, Norway and Poland and also Malaysia.

Mount Kinabalu in Sabah has the first and only via ferrata in Asia. It was opened in December, by Mountain Torq Sdn Bhd, a Kota Kinabalu based entity that promotes adventure and mountaineering activities in Asia. Located at Mount Kinabalu's Panar Laban, it is also the highest in the world. It begins at 3,411 metres and ends at 3,776 metres above sea level.

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Missing 3 Year Old

2009-10-02T15:40:00.000-07:00

I received this in my mailbox and decided to put it here..

A 3-year-old girl named Reachelle Marie Smith is missing..keep your eyes open..she could be anywhere..please help..

Happenings here and there...

2009-09-28T20:36:00.000-07:00

MANILA
Tropical storm Ketsana pounded Manila with rain, the heaviest in more than 40 years. Phillippine rescue workers struggled through debris in an effort to provide help to more than half a million people displaced by devastating flood. As of now the death toll hit 140 with 32 still missing.

Nine hour of heavy rain left some areas of Metro Manila under 20 feet of water. Overall 80% of Manila was submerged where some people remained stranded on the second floor of their homes.

Adding to the chaos, telephone land power services in some area of the remained cut, while survivors in makeshift camps were desperately short of food, water and clothes.

Meanwhile, there were fears that the number of dead could soar past the officla tally.

In any catastrophic events, there’s always be a hero and here in Manila, a youth sacrifice his life to help others.

MUELMAR MAGALLANES, braved rampaging floods to save more than 30 people. He lost his life on his last trip, to save a baby girl swept in a styrofoam box. Tired and shivering, he jumped into the cold water for the last time to save a mother and her baby daughter. With his last ounce of strength, he managed to placed both flood victim on a safe place before he was simply washed away by the strong current, too exhausted to swim.

VIENNA
The world’ws tallet living person, Turk Sultan Kosen was on a visit to Vienna and while greeting well-wishers, talked about the problem of being too tall.

The towering farmer, whose status was certified by Guiness World Records, don’t consider himself as star but a champion because him being the tallest living person in the world.

He said that the advantages of being tall are balanced by the incoveniences he’s facing such as finding clothes that fit and the acrobatic effort involved in getting inside a taxi.

His condition is due to a tumour that caused too much growth hormone to be released from his pituitary gland.

PARIS
Screen legend Brigitte Bardot turns 75 this week and she marked it with a call to her ‘twin’ Sophia Loren who herself turns 75 this week to give up fur once a dn for all.

LONDON
Madonna secured her 11th number one album equalling Elvis Presley’s record. Her album “Celebration”, shot to the top of the charts on Sunday. She is however 4 behind The Beatles who hold the record of 15 top selling albums.

MADRID
Hundreds of thousands of people formed a “human mosaic” in Madrid on Sunday to show support fot the city’s bid to host the 2016 Olypics.

The OIC is set to announce in Copenhagen on Friday whether Madrid, Rio de Janeiro, Chicago or Tokyo will host the 2016 Games.

Aroudn 400,000 people attended the gathering at the Plaza Cibeles. The crowd formed the human mosaic by holding up cards of different colours of Madrid candidature – red, green, blue and yellow.

Also on Sunday, 2,016 golfers set a Guinness World Record by hitting golfballs at exactly the same moment in an event near Madrid.

COPEHNAGEN
US President Barack Obama, will fly to Copenhagen this Friday to lent support for Chicago’s bid to stage the 2016 Summer Olympic. A personal appearance by the President, the first by a US President at an Olympic session, could play a crucial role in swaying votes by International Olympic Committee members.

Securing the right to host the Olympic Summer Games will not only bring enormous prestige, but a public relation boost and potential economic and development benefits.

WASHINGTON
World Bank President, Robert Zoellick, warned that the United States should not take for granted the role of US dollars as pre-eminent global reserve currency. This is because in the future there will increasingly be other options than the dollar.

Patrick Swayze (August 18, 1952 – September 14, 2009)

2009-09-16T14:30:00.000-07:00

I grew up listening to Michael Jackson's songs especially "Thrilller" and "Beat It", his passing was unexpected. Today I read that Patrick Swayze also passed away due to pancreatic cancer. I also remember him for his role in a movie "Ghost" with Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg.

Here' a brief summary of his career taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/

Swayze's first professional appearance was as a dancer for Disney on Parade. He starred as a replacement for Danny Zuko in the long-running Broadway production of Grease[10] before his début film role as "Ace" in Skatetown, U.S.A.. He appeared as Pvt. Sturgis in the M*A*S*H episode "Blood Brothers"[11] and had a brief stint in 1982 on a short lived TV series The Renegades[12] playing a gang leader named Bandit. Swayze became known to the film industry after appearing in The Outsiders as the older brother of C. Thomas Howell and Rob Lowe. Swayze, Howell, and Howell's friend Darren Dalton reunited in Red Dawn the next year, and Lowe and Swayze reunited in Youngblood. He was considered a member of the Brat Pack.[13] His first major success was in the 1985 television miniseries North and South, which was set during the American Civil War.[14]

Swayze's breakthrough role came with his performance as dance instructor Johnny Castle in the 1987 film Dirty Dancing, alongside his Red Dawn co-star, Jennifer Grey. Dirty Dancing was a low-budget project that was intended to be shown in theaters for one weekend only and then go straight to video, but it became a surprise hit and achieved massive international success. It was the first film to sell one million copies on video, and as of 2007, has earned over $300 million worldwide and spawned several alternate versions, ranging from a television series to stage productions to a computer game. Swayze received a Golden Globe Award nomination for the role and also sang one of the songs on the soundtrack, "She's Like the Wind," which he had originally co-written with Stacy Widelitz for the film Grandview, U.S.A. The song became a top ten hit and has been covered by other artists, such as David Hasselhoff, and in 2006 was converted into a hip-hop version by Lumidee, who took it to the top of the charts in Germany.[15]

After Dirty Dancing, Swayze found himself heavily typecast and appeared in several flops, of which Road House was the most successful. His biggest hit came in 1990, when he starred in Ghost, with Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg.[16] This role had considerable cultural impact, and modern hip-hop lyrics routinely used the phrase "I'm Swayze" (meaning "I'm ghost," which is in turn slang for "I'm leaving") in reference to that film. In 1991, he starred alongside Youngblood cast mate Keanu Reeves in another major action hit, Point Break, and was also chosen by People magazine as that year's "Sexiest Man Alive."

Swayze was seriously injured in 1998 while filming HBO's Letters from a Killer near Ione, California when he fell from a horse and hit a tree. Both of his legs were broken and he suffered four detached tendons in his shoulder. Filming was suspended for two months, but the film aired in 1999. Swayze recovered from his injuries, but he had trouble resuming his career until 2000, when he co-starred in Waking Up in Reno, with Billy Bob Thornton and Charlize Theron, and in Forever Lulu, with Melanie Griffith.

In 2001, he appeared in Donnie Darko, where he played a motivational speaker and closet pedophile, and in 2004, he played Allan Quatermain in King Solomon's Mines. He also had a cameo appearance in the Dirty Dancing sequel, Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights as an unnamed dance instructor.

Swayze made his West End theatre début in the musical Guys and Dolls as Nathan Detroit on July 27, 2006,[17][18][19] alongside Neil Jerzak, and remained in the role until November 25, 2006. His previous appearances on the Broadway stage had included productions of Goodtime Charley (1975)[20] and Chicago (2003).[21]

In 2007, Swayze starred in the film Christmas in Wonderland. Swayze played an ageing rock star in Powder Blue, co-starring his younger brother Don in their first film together. Swayze starred in the A&E FBI drama The Beast,[22] filmed in Chicago, as FBI Agent Charles Barker.[23]

For more of this talented guy go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Swayze

Once upon a time...

2009-09-14T22:44:00.000-07:00

This arrive in my mailbox today..

This isss...well?..lol

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door

A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh.yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary... Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.
Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie "You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.

Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

huh?...lol...

U Think U'ur Life's Miserable?...Think Again..

2009-09-08T04:33:00.000-07:00

Another from my mailbox..

A very touching photos.. give us insights about life and also at the same time make us realise dat we should always think positively towards life..

U THINK U HAVE HUMONGOUS TENSION?..take a look here

U HAVING A HARD AT TIME AT WORK?..think again

SO YOUR SALARY IS ALMOST NON-EXISTENT..spare a thought for this kid

SO U HAVE LOADS OF FRIENDS..how many are sincere to you?..

HAVE A HARD TIME STUDYING?..what about her?..

GIVING UP ALREADY?..learn from this men the art of patience and persistence

U THINK U ARE THE ONLY SUFFERING SOUL ON EARTH?..think again..

U'ur TRANSPORTATION GIVING U A HARD TIME?..what about them?

U THINK YOUR SOCIETY IS UNFAIR TO U?..what about her then?..

so, in short, if we ever feel down..think about them...

A very convincing adverts...

2009-09-08T03:51:00.000-07:00

Received this in my mailbox today..enjoy..

Preventing H1N1

2009-09-08T03:40:00.000-07:00

Got this in my mailbox..thought I share it with you all...

Tamiflu does not kill but prevents H1N1 from further proliferation till the virus limits itself in about 1-2 weeks (its natural cycle).

H1N1, like other Influenza A viruses, only infects the upper respiratory tract and proliferates (only) there. The only portals of entry are the nostrils and mouth/ throat. In a global epidemic of this nature, it's almost impossible not coming into contact with H1N1 in spite of all precautions.

Contact with H1N1 is not so much of a problem as proliferation is. While you are still healthy and not showing any symptoms of H1N1 infection, in order to prevent proliferation, aggravation of symptoms and development of secondary infections, some very simple steps - not fully ighlighted in most official communications can be practiced (instead of focusing on how to stock N95 or
Tamiflu):

1. Frequent hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications).

2. "Hands-off-the-face" approach. Resist all temptations to touch
any part of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap).

3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don't trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat/ nasal cavity to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one. Don't underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.

4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Jala Neti or Sutra Neti (very good Yoga asanas to clean nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.

5. Boost your natural immunity with foods that are rich in Vitamin C (Amla and other citrus fruits). If you have to supplement with Vitamin C tablets, make sure that it also has Zinc/bioflavonoids to boost absorption.

6. Drink as much of warm liquids as you can. Drinking warm liquids has the same effect as gargling, but in the reverse direction. They wash off proliferating viruses from the throat into the stomach where they cannot survive, proliferate or do any harm.

All these are simple ways to prevent, within means of most households, and certainly much less painful than to wait in long queues outside public hospitals.

I do hope, this information could be passed on to one and all, for a healthy and H1N1 free environment.

Linking to my puny site..lol

2009-09-01T19:37:00.000-07:00

I'm receiving some request to link with my site..

I don't really mine..rather I'm honoured..

But your link or more appropriately your site url and title would be the only thing I would love to include in my site. No images like link because it will take forever for this site to download all images..

So there,..I would like to invite the world to link to my non-existent site...lol..but of course with condition(s)..

Actually one condition only..hhmmm maybe two..lol..

1. NO, absolutely NO pornographic site(s) or any site(s) whatsoever..before I put your link in here..I would look into it first..u c, my site is more of a family oriented one.

2. NO, absolutely NO horror/gruesome like images, I want all walks of life to have a good time when visiting my site..

I guess that's it.

By the way in order for me to put your link here, these are what I need

1. Title of your site.
2. Your URL

and...hhmmmm..ok that's it for now..

there's a shoutbox in this site somewhere...lol...put your site's title and url there..

I'm really not good in this linking be it backlink, forwardlink, uplink, downlink, middle link..etc..see what I meant?...I'm hopeless..

lol.....

have fun!!!...

24/7 Forever

2009-09-01T16:46:00.001-07:00

I was wandering around the net when I came across this site. I really can't say much..

Here's a part of the message from the site:

"Imagine your child never growing up and moving out. Imagine his needs growing and growing. Imagine him never being able to work, marry, go to college. Imagine your having to do everything for him. That the left and right sides of his brain cannot communicate. Just like us, you would care for your child, because you love him, you would take on every battle, do everything you can and hope for it to be longer then shorter. At least we hope all parents put their child before themselves."

For the rest of the story please visit this site..

http://www.brandonnoble.com/

Don't take anything you have for granted, it may be gone tomorrow. Love what loves you with everything you got. Know your blessed no matter how bad you think you have it.

Let's be grateful for what we have, no matter how small it is...

Magic - The Woman's Way..

2009-08-24T15:34:00.000-07:00

I don't want to post it here..it is rated 18..whatever, please, PLEASE when u watch this show..pay attention to the red hankerchief..THE RED HANKERCHIEF!!..otherwise you lose your soul..beware..you've been warned..if your ready, proceed to

http://free-mecmonie.blogspot.com/

look for the show at the bottom of the post..you can't miss it

again...don't lose the red hankerchief...save your soul...

Michael Jackson - Gone Too Soon

2009-08-17T05:10:00.000-07:00

I was looking for a suitable song to pay tribute to Michael Jackson. Someone sent me an email containing this song and I feel that this is the song.

I grew up with his song such as "Thriller" and "Beat It"..

But this song is wonderful...I really like it.

I hope I'm not boring you..

2009-08-14T07:37:00.000-07:00

Another one in my mailbox..

An American, Japanese, and an Indian were sitting in the sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly."
That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rang.. The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.

The Indian felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn't realize that there was a piece of toilet paper that had gotten stuck and was hanging from his backside.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind.

The Indian, explained, "I'm getting a FAX”.
The other two fainted.

These old men...they have...lalala..

2009-08-14T07:33:00.000-07:00

Another one from my mailbox..

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS
AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST
TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING
TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD
MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU
KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE
TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS
A WITCH.'

'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON
THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE
FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... EVEN TOOK MY
TEETH WITH HER!'

The all important question...

2009-08-14T07:30:00.000-07:00

I received this in my mailbox..hilarious

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
operation.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,holds his penis in
one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and
says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says slowly, "That was very nice but listen very, very closely! ARE... MY...TEST...RESULTS...BACK?"

huh?..lol

Reason no. 101: subject - late for work

2009-08-14T07:24:00.001-07:00

There's always ways to tell your employer that you're late for work, like stuck at a traffic light...

Babies Day Out

2009-08-08T14:50:00.000-07:00

Think U can beat them?...lol

Changes....

2009-08-06T15:37:00.000-07:00

Yes, there is something different albeit a minor one for this blog. I just changed the background colour..was trying to make it look like summer turning into autumn but this the best I can do..there will be changes comes autumn..My blog follows the seasonal changes..
I't's like that..lol..

So Big Yet So Small...

2009-08-06T15:14:00.000-07:00

The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life. Her coat was new. She looked like that she had never missed a meal in her life.

His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him, like so many others had done before.

'Leave me alone,' he growled.To his amazement, the woman continued standing. She was smiling --hereven white teeth displayed in dazzling rows. 'Are you hungry?' she asked. 'No,' he answered sarcastically. 'I've just come from dining with the President. Now go away.' The woman's smile became even broader. Suddenly the man felt a gentle hand under his arm.

'What are you doing, lady?' the man asked angrily. 'I said to leave me
alone.

Just then a policeman came up. 'Is there any problem, ma'am?' he
asked.

'No problem here, officer,' the woman answered. 'I'm just trying to get
this man to his feet. Will you help me?'

The officer scratched his head. 'That's old Jack. He's been a fixture
around here for a couple of years. What do you want with him?'

'See that cafeteria over there?' she asked. 'I'm going to get him
something to eat and get him out of the cold for awhile.'

'Are you crazy, lady?' the homeless man resisted. 'I don't want to go
in there!' Then he felt strong hands grab his other arm and lift him up.

'Let me go, officer. I didn't do anything.'

'This is a good deal for you, Jack,' the officer answered. 'Don't blow
it.'

Finally, and with some difficulty, the woman and the police officer got
Jack into the cafeteria and sat him at a table in a remote corner. It was
the middle of the morning, so most of the breakfast crowd had already left
and the lunch bunch had not yet arrived. The manager strode across the
cafeteria and stood by his table.

'What's going on here, officer?' he asked. 'What is all this. Is this
man in trouble?'

'This lady brought this man in here to be fed,' the policeman
answered.

'Not in here!' the manager replied angrily. 'Having a person like that
here is bad for business.'

Old Jack smiled a toothless grin. 'See, lady. I told you so. Now if
you'll let me go. I didn't want to come here in the first place.'

The woman turned to the cafeteria manager and smiled. 'Sir, are you
familiar with Eddy and Associates, the banking firm down the street?'

'Of course I am,' the manager answered impatiently. 'They hold their
weekly meetings in one of my banquet rooms.'

'And do you make a goodly amount of money providing food at these
weekly meetings?'

'What business is that of yours?'

'I, sir, am Penelope Eddy, president and CEO of the company.'

'Oh'

The woman smiled again. 'I thought that might make a difference' She
glanced at the cop who was busy stifling a giggle. 'Would you like to
join us in a cup of coffee and a meal, officer?'

'No thanks, ma'am,' the officer replied. 'I'm on duty.'

'Then, perhaps, a cup of coffee to go?'

'Yes, ma'am. That would be very nice.'

The cafeteria manager turned on his heel . 'I'll get your coffee for
you right away, officer.'

The officer watched him walk away. 'You certainly put him in his
place,' he said.

'That was not my intent. Believe it or not, I have a reason for all
this.'

She sat down at the table across from her amazed dinner guest. She
stared at him intently. 'Jack, do you remember me?'

Old Jack searched her face with his old, rheumy eyes 'I think so - I
mean you do look familiar.'

'I'm a little older perhaps,' she said. 'Maybe I've even filled out
more than in my younger days when you worked here, and I came through that
very door, cold and hungry.'

'Ma'am?' the officer said questioningly. He couldn't believe that such
a magnificently turned out woman could ever have been hungry.

'I was just out of college,' the woman began. 'I had come to the city
looking for a job, but I couldn't find anything. Finally I was down to
my last few cents and had been kicked out of my apartment. I walked the
streets for days. It was February and I was cold and nearly starving. I saw
this place and walked in on the off chance that I could get something to
eat.'

Jack lit up with a smile. 'Now I remember,' he said. 'I was behind the
serving counter. You came up and asked me if you could work for
something to eat. I said that it was against company policy.'

'I know,' the woman continued. 'Then you made me the biggest roast
beef sandwich that I had ever seen, gave me a cup of coffee, and told me to
go over to a corner table and enjoy it. I was afraid that you would get
into trouble. Then, when I looked over, I saw you put the price of my food
in the cash register. I knew then that everything would be all right.'

'So you started your own business?' Old Jack said.

'I got a job that very afternoon. I worked my way up. Eventually I
started my own business that, with the help of God, prospered.' She opened her
purse and pulled out a business card. 'When you are finished here, I
want you to pay a visit to a Mr. Lyons. He's the personnel director of my
company. I'll go talk to him now and I'm certain he'll find something
for you to do around the office.' She smiled. 'I think he might even find
the funds to give you a little advance so that you can buy some clothes
and get a place to live until you get on your feet.

'If you ever need anything, my door is always opened to you.'

There were tears in the old man's eyes. 'How can I ever thank you?' he
said.

'Don't thank me,' the woman answered. 'To God goes the glory. Thank
Jesus... He led me to you.'

Outside the cafeteria, the officer and the woman paused at the
entrance before going their separate ways. 'Thank you for all your help,
officer,' she said.

'On the contrary, Ms. Eddy,' he answered.

'Thank you. I saw a miracle today, something that I will never forget.
And... And thank you for the coffee.'

If you have missed knowing me, you have missed nothing. If you have missed some of my emails, you might have missed a laugh. But, if you have missed knowing my LORD and SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST, you have missed everything in the world .

Have a Wonderful Day. May God Bless You Always. And don't forget that
when you 'cast your bread upon the waters,' you never know how it will be
returned to you.

God is so big He can cover the whole world with His Love and so small
He can curl up inside your heart.

-- Author Unknown

Mat 25:35 For I was hungry, and you gave me food; I was thirsty, and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger, and you took Me in;
Mat 25:36 I was naked, and you clothed Me; I was sick, and you visited Me; I was in prison, and you came to Me.
Mat 25:37 Then the righteous shall answer Him, saying, Lord, when did we see You hungry, and fed You? Or thirsty, and gave You drink?
Mat 25:38 When did we see You a stranger, and took You in? Or naked, and clothed You?
Mat 25:39 Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and came to You?
Mat 25:40 And the King shall answer and say to them, Truly I say to you, Inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brothers, you have done it to Me.
Bless you all!

Back To Basic

2009-08-06T15:09:00.000-07:00

Now I have ten followers..thanks for the confidence..

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed......

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed......

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again......

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Swimming Competition...Breastroke..

2009-07-31T15:37:00.000-07:00

I noted that now I have 7 followers...will try my best to entertain...lol..

I was surfing this morning and came across this joke. It leaves nothing to imagination.This joke was similar to what I heard a long time ago..it was a race between the hand, leg, body and head and the last competitor was nowhere to be found so the guards have to jump in and do the rescuing. When later interviewed, the head, the almost drowned participant insist that if his ears didn't experienced cram, he would have been the first to arrive...lol..well just use your imagination..the head with it's ears flapping to complete the race...lol..

So here it is..i put it up in my blog because i like it..kinda hilarious, imagine...lol

A blonde, brunette and redhead all decide to participate in the swimming of the English channel.

They all decided to do the same stroke as it would be fair and they should all finish at the same time. Not wanting to lose energy quickly, they chose breast stroke.

They all started and a few hours later, the brunette arrives on land, tired.

The next one to complete it, was the redhead, a couple of hours behind the brunette.

Lastly, 6 hours after the brunette had arrived, the blonde clambers on shore, absolutely exhausted.

When the TV crew arrived, they asked her why she took so long, she replied: "Not to be a sore loser or anything but I'm pretty sure I saw the other two using their arms."

duhhh........lol

New Face

2009-07-21T16:52:00.000-07:00

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No, it's not what u think. I'm in the process of doing some changes to this puny blog of mine..was considering deleting it but i've posted quite a lot of stuff here and it's a waste to get rid of it.

Also am pondering as to what i should be purchasing first, a lawn mover or a digital camera. I need a lawn mover 'cause my back yard is a mess..I also need a camera to take photos of all my journeys..

I also noted that I now have five followers (previously it was only three)..tough task this for me..need to keep on entertaining u guys with interesting post, otherwise u all run away..lol..thanks for the confidence..i try my best to keep u all entertain..

If u don't see any post coming sooner that's means i have purchase a lawn mover and not a digital camera..lol..

2009-06-02T17:27:00.000-07:00

NEVER LIGHT CANDLE in AIR-CON. ROOM

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It happened when she lighted an aromatheraputic
candle for the night in a room with air-conditioning
on and all windows closed.

Due to lack of oxygen in the room, the burning of the
candle could not fully oxidize & thus formed dangerous
carbon monoxide fumes.

Carbon monoxide gas prevents oxygen exchange in the
lungs, resulting in the person dozing off in a state of
unconsciousness & eventual death in less than 1 hour,
depending on the room size.

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power supply takes a break

2009-06-02T17:22:00.001-07:00

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2009-05-31T16:32:00.000-07:00

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BEFORE , AFTER

2009-05-06T20:27:00.000-07:00

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BATMAN FOREVER...

2009-05-06T20:23:00.000-07:00

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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask
over their eyes. Aftera few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend
came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos
and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then
we made love all night long.'

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The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
anda raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word.
We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay
at my mothers for the night. I got myself ready, leather bodice,
super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said,

' Hey Batman,
what's for dinner?'

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3 + 1 = ROBBERY

2009-05-06T20:18:00.000-07:00

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i received this in my mail box..another method of robbery..

This afternoon (14/04/2009) , while waiting for my husband in front of the bank ( MBB , Jalan Taiping , Klang) , I saw a Malay lady bending down to throw some RM1.00 notes behind the tyre of a car parked in front of mine.

After throwing the notes , she knocked the car's window to tell him that he has dropped some money. Right after that , a man came knocking on my window , also telling me that I have dropped something.

Fortunately , I was not conned by them because I have witnessed what that Malay lady was doing. They came in a group of 4 (1 lady and 3 guys whom all look like foreigners; like the Arabian/ Moroccan type).They will rob you once you open your car door to check.

Please pass this email to all your friends , relatives and colleagues to warn them about these people even if you are not from Klang.

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On the road again...

2009-05-03T08:49:00.000-07:00

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hahaha...it's been quite sometime since my lasy post (again...). the truth is i'm quite lazy to do postings...
anywhere..here i am again, posting about our latest excursion...
our destination was Ranau...i went there to inspect some airconds to take back to Kota Belud because the one there is longer working...
we started our journey around 8am from kudat and i took a short route that is the kota belud/ranau bypass..
FREE MECMONIEthe scenery was very beautiful with mount kinabalu being the background for our journey starting from kota belud all the way to ranau..
we reached pekan nabalu and stopped there for a while..it was ngam-ngam tamu and the place was buzzing with activities..this spot is also popular with tourist both local and international..
so many handicrafts on sale..
there was this high tower where you can climb up to get a better view of mount kinabalu..
FREE MECMONIEthe boys dragged their mother all the way up and i say it was quite high..
mother didn't last a minute..she was clambering down when i was just halfway up...
she was shaking not because of the cold but she's afraid of height...hahaha
i only managed to stay up less than a minute because E2 who was tagging along with me decided that there's nothing worth seeing up there so down we went..
we continued our journey to ranau..
we reached ranau around noon...i went to inspect the aircons, bla..bla..bla with the officer in charge and was soon going to the hotel to check in..
we rest for a while..took our lunch headed back to the hotel and after that around 3pm we went to hot spring..
FREE MECMONIEwhen we arrived there, all the spots was filled with people..
we had to take our bath at one of the private house..it wasn't cheap..rm15 per hour..
soon all the boys and mother and mother-in-law was in the mini pool..having the time of their life..
FREE MECMONIEall was having a good time jumping in and out..
e3 spoils it for them, the jumping and sliding makes him dizzy..the best he can do was simply to vomit in the pool..
i couldn't believe how agile E1 was..like a ninja he jump out of the pool before anyone else..
even e3 jump out when he sees his own vomit..hahaha..
FREE MECMONIEwhat about e2?..well him being himself..he was not bothered..keep on cruising around the pool..even managed to get underwater..imagine with all the vomit..
anywhere, mother clean up the pool and fill it up with water again..so they continued to have fun...though e1 was constantly on the look out for another round of vomit from e3..
thank goodness it didn't materialise..
FREE MECMONIEi only paid for an hour and it was enough because they were getting hungry and it's a 30km ride to ranau town..
we packed and leave for the hotel..
the next day 1st of may..was the monthly tamu in ranau..we went there around 10 am and it was full of people of all walk of life..
we only stay about half an hour..really, when you've been to a tamu once, you've seen them all...
after leaving the tamu ground, we went to national park in kundasang, still in ranau..
it was cold there..i stopped at an observation centre and let the boys out except e3,he was asleep..
with short pants and t-shirt,they didn't last long outside, e2 was turning pale and shivering..keep on saying go home now...go home now..never mind e1, he can't hardly talk..he was shivering all over..hahaha
we went back to the hotel..took a nap..
FREE MECMONIEwe didn't went out again..took our dinner earlier and slept..
last time when we went to keningau..e2 was busy with the toilet..in ranau he was busy with the remote control for the aircon..
we left ranau on saturday..leaving early because we want to stop by kundasang to buy some vege..
i think all in all we spent about rm100 for the various vege we bought..
we also stop by at another scenic spot, mother wants to buy orchid..
after that we continues our journey back to kudat..by the way we stop for the night at kota marudu..and only reached kudat on sunday afternoon..
that's it for now..
some other time, other places to visit..i'll still be back again sooner..was thinking of providing the latest information about happenings in around the world in this blog..a summary of what took place in tha last 24 hours so to say..
if i'm not lazy..again..
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by the way, some might wonder who are e1,e2 and e3..,there are the boys starting with e1 being the eldest and e3 being the youngest..

CHING MING

2009-04-06T15:34:00.000-07:00

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i'm not sure if i spelled it correctly, its actually the time where chinese visits the grave of their loved ones. its much like all souls day, and being married to a sino who's father is a pure chinese we're obliged to do our duty. come to think of it, i never did visit my father-in-law's grave since i got married...until we have three boys...so lame..
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anyway it was last friday when we went there. his site is located in Papar. another 20km ish..from penampang
since i really don't know the ways/tradition..i brought along the kids (how i wish i did not!!)..
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we arrived there in the early morning and started to clean the grave.
it was full of thorny plants...
i think there was a time where the boys kind of get bored with their surrouding..so many (dead ones) around yet nobody to play with..
one of the boys started to whine..want to go home or other places than there..
soon the third one follow suit..
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all they do was climb up and down the hill (there was many steps all around the cemetery)
we had to finish our task as soon as possible because the kids were going berserk..
one keep on asking to blow the candles that was lit by the grave..not permitted to do so..he started tp wail...(hhuiui.....!!!!meeeennn), i think the whole hill (it was full of grave) shook when he started to wail...
the third one was even more difficult to control..going up and down the small steps..stepping over other grave!!!!....meeeeennnnn!!!
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finally...we finished and no sooner..the second son was contemplating to follow the steps of his younger brother..turning the cemetery into a playground!!much like what happened last year when we visited my parents graveyard in kolopis...hhhhuuiiiii...time to go!!
looking back i can really imagine the occupants of the hill scolding the boys grandfather for bringing his grandsons there..
i also can imagine that during the boys activities there, these poor souls would be seen leaving with their luggage until the boys left..
i also can imagine that when the time comes again next year..i think those who reside in this hill will post a look-out..once they see us and the boys..they will put up a signal and all the occupants will leave with their luggage en masse...
only returning after we left..imagine......
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Got my posting cap on vacation

2009-03-26T07:48:00.000-07:00

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Yes, i know, it's been ages since i last did a post here. not that i have other blogs to attend to but i was quite busy with matters pertaining to official duty.

i just came back from outstation..went to attend a meeting in Keningau (interior of Sabah). since it was school holiday, i brought along the family..bundled them in the suv and off we went to Keningau. the journey was pretty tiring considering we started from kudat and had out first stop at Gunung Alab, a resting area complete with washroom and food...the road that we took was the old ones..i realised that few vehicles travel along this road since there is another new road going to Keningau which is much shorter...

anyway the kids did have a jolly good times messing up the hotel room where we stayed for two night..the kids have the aircon on 24 hours (they didn't went out..stayed in the hotel room), took hours in the bath tub...yes with warm water...you can imagine their delight...
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one of the boys was constantly flushing the toilet..i think he was trying to study the mechanism...

before we left Keningau, we managed to go to the Tamu Ground to do some flower shopping..

i recalled my times in Keningau and seeing how development took place...there is some development taking place but some parts of Keningau is still the same..you see i once worked here for three years before transferring to Kudat

after Tamu Ground, we continued our journey to Kota Kinabalu..along the way, we bought preserved wild boar's meat..it looks tasty but when i tried it, it was not up to my expectation..not like my mother used to make..

when we reach Tambunan, i suddenly remembered that there's this waterfall there in Tambunan which is attracting loads of tourists..

it's called the Mahua Waterfall...

i remember i went here once long ago when i was with the fisheries department..we were supposed to look for suitable land with loads of water supply so we can start a new fish breeding station..

when we arrived there..and for your out there who wish to ge there..you still have to walk 500m (half a kilometres) to the actual site of the waterfall (it wasn't that far, when i first went there..i was young at that time..early twenties..

now as i travel the path to the waterfall, i begun to think what a stupid idea it was..i can't hardly walk especially with three boys on tow..running up and down..others attempting to dive into the stream..mind you the water is as cold as ice..really..
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we finally arrived at the site and all my pain was rewarded with a splendid site of the waterfall...i instantly remembered the waterfall in the movie (old movie) of KING KONG..with the sound and the rainbows...

we took some pictures (you won't see it here..the boys used the camera, tossing at each others head and so it's damaged...i hope the memory card is still A ok..

imagine..we have walk back again to the vehicle..another 500m!!!

one km all in all...

then we're off to Kota Kinabalu..all in all we did have a wonderful time..

we might go on a journey again..need to save first..it does cost quite a bit when travelling..

that's it..for now..

have fun

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one month supply of rice...

2009-03-01T15:43:00.000-08:00

probably the title is misleading..some might wonder if this post is something to do with world hunger...well not actually..

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yesterday my boyzs..yeah all three of them..bought a small canine, pupppy, dog...whatever..it was in black and white like the shows on tv we used to watch back on the old days...

it was furry all over..you can't hardly see the eyes..she...yes its a she..probably have to blew her hairs over her eyes so she can see where she's going..

overall, the boyzs love her..i kind a get to liking her too...a wee bit only..

you might wonder how much it cost..well the title of this post did state of month supply of rice......lol..

well...sigh....need to work on my adsense to pay for the her and the food she's going to consume...at the moment my adsense is so invisible...don't mistaken it for being superior or along that line...when i mention invisible..well it's invisible..non-existent revenue...zilch...lol..so be kind to the dog and click my pathetic adsense adverts so i can buy her regular supply of dog food....lol..lol..lol..lol...
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to change or not to change?

2009-02-28T07:40:00.000-08:00

i am pondering on the result i'm going to get (probably not much...hardly significant) if i go ahead and change my template..i tried using templates other than provided here but not successful in implementing them..always got problem..
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anyway, i'll think about it first..kinda lazy also to change bah...but, well..maybe i give it a try..can't seems to do it in the near future though..got loads of admin work to settle..
by the way, i just came back from outstation and it was really tiring especially the long drive..visiting service points..need some rest..
also there was a accident along the road..a new toyota common rail (vigo), plunged into a ravine head first...
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it seems that the driver falls asleep on the wheel (it was 3.00am, so i heard), while travelling back to his work..it was not known what's the outcome of the driver..for sure, the suv was badly damaged..i caught a glimpse of its battery potruding out of the bonnet..
this fella, if's going to make it..will probably need to spend thousand of dollars fo fix the vehicle..
so a word of advise..ceh...don't be sleepy and driving..bad for you, really bad..
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THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED

2009-02-26T07:48:00.001-08:00

i feel that copy and paste is not very nice so since i'm in the information management field..i should say that i'm forwarding this to others..please sit back and enjoy..

________________________________________________________________________
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150
in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold
cream.

And then the fight started....

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.
I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

and then the fight started.....

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the
window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and
to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and
screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned
on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started ...

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

He cut his finger...lol

2009-02-25T06:32:00.000-08:00

yeah...i should be worried or feel pity for him but i just can't help it. u c, this afternoon around five, where i just came back from work, and was just settling down to watch tv when suddenly i heard commotion in the kitchen..i rushed in and found him cutting/slicing a papaya where, in doing so he also managed to nip his finger with a meat cleaver..lol..

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anyway the cut wasn't deep and i managed to apply some ointment to stop the bleeding. he was back to his usual self minutes later...
again sorry no photos...lol

i'm not cut to be a photographer...so lame an excuse...lol

and yes, i'm using the universal sign of lol (lots of laughter)..again, not bothered with icons..

i think i'm the number one laziest blogger in the universe..hurrah!!!(again no icon...)

copy and paste on wife vs girlfriend

2009-02-19T14:24:00.000-08:00

well, as i mentioned earlier..i will do this 'cause the story is amusing and funny and needs to be shared..also, if we look into it in detail...it contains a moral value..up to you to decipher...

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Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU (tiger) ................

Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU (every day want, want, want only)

And some say(comparison):

Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)

At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky and ! most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.

Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.

Last but not least.......

TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......
Once get it, HABIS LAH (end of the world).

So better choose TV loh...

ANACONDA!!!

2009-02-19T14:08:00.001-08:00

well, it is their distant cousin actually. i was wondering what to post today when i realize that a few days ago my brother caught a pyhton that was eating his chicken and duck. he caught this blighter in his chicken cage. the fella can't slip through the hole it went in before because of the two ducks in the stomach. there was a huge bulge in it's middle tummy, where the ducks were conveniently placed..alas this do the fella more harm because now this fella can't go through the hole on the side of the chicken cage.

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i didn't managed to get a photo of it. but my sister-in-law did and i saw it for the first time last night and it was huge and bulgy (where the ducks were hidden...evidence of forced entry and attempt to escape the authority...lol) of course. i think it was more than seven feet long. i'm waiting for my brother to upload it in his facebook so i can steal it and add it to my picasa album...lol

btw, if you all have loads of photos,i suggest you all upload it in picasa (google)...sorry no link...very lazy to make one...you all have to look for it yourself in google...get some exercise...move the fingers...lol

be original

2009-02-18T06:45:00.000-08:00

i should stop using the above as my title. i know now what needs to be done. actually today i would like to touch on reviews i received. i can see that i need to do more for this blog to be presentable. i've surfed around and found sites that offers templates and other attractive items that i can put in my blog to make it more attractive. sadly, up until now, i haven't make any changes yet. its partly lazy and partly don't have enough time to do so. some experts says it only takes a few minutes to make the changes. yeah,if you know what and how to go about doing it. well anyway, i'll take my time.

the suv i borrowed from my brother experienced problem again. i think the clutch pump or the brake pump is leaking. anyway, i had sent it to a nearby workshop to get it fixed. also at the same time, my other car experience electrical problem. the gas indicator keeps on flashing even though the car is drowning with gas filled up to the top. i sent it to another workshop and got it fixed. the wiremen had to open up the seat at the back and there for the first time since i bought the car about ten years ago, are all the dirt accumulating peacefully under the seat. no wonder, i thought i had done a good job vacuuming the seats and making sure that no dust presence inside the car. alas, they went into hiding under the seat.

tomorrow i'll be leaving for kota kinabalu, i hope i don't forget to bring along three puppies for my sister. my dog gave birth to seven pups earlier last month and i'm busy 'distributing' them. i wish i can download their photo here. you see they are seven of them, two black, three brown and two white with brown spot...lol.

talk about melting pot...

maybe tomorrow i might post something about current happenings in sabah..if i keep on posting about what i'm doing, it's going to get pretty bored. some diversion is needed.

cherrio...and have a good day...

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be original...

2009-02-17T07:25:00.000-08:00

i was suppose to put a post here yesterday (around 2.00am), yes...in the morning, you read that right..but i was so tired after a long day. you see,yesterday i went to my parents house which is located more than one hundred km from where i reside...yep around 130ish km, one way.
went there to fetch my brother's suv because he's not using it. i took this suv back to my place because partly i can use it to send the wife to market. i used it today and it is still in good condition, the engine purring nicely..needs greasing though..
coming back to the subject of original,i still wonder how to go about posting in an original way..finally i figured out that if i do posting, it will be of what i did..but not too personal..it might contained a bit on the personal side and a bit on the not so personal side.
i do travel frequently though..i think i will use this travelling of mine to be posted here, with limitations of course..am not going to reveal everything...lol...

ok..that is for now..like my second son used to say..'good night ya all now...'

wonder what to post tomorrow?...hhmmmmm...

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STOPWATCH

2009-02-10T17:24:00.000-08:00

i just finished publishing a recent post when i noticed that there are tips and tricks to load your webpage. after looking around the system, i gave it a try and my blog finished loading all in all including photos and videos about 3 minutes. this is a useful tool to calculate the loading of a webpage.
try it now!!!

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Be Original!!!

2009-02-10T16:47:00.000-08:00

last week i attended a workshop on how to measure quality in services either in public or private sector. i met with a colleague and our conversation gradually arrive to the subject of blogging.
she , yes this person is a she had seen my blog and her first comment goes something like this "you got to be original, don't cut and paste". i didn't reply to this comment, because it makes me think, think and think longer.
finally, all i have to say is that for me whatever you blog about it must be something that you like. there must be objectives when you want to blog. be it for the money, friendship or just to share you thought..however strange it seems to other people.
it took me awhile to evaluate my blog and i finally come to the conclusion that i blog because i want to share informatin with others..be it that information is not original but if it contains value that of help to other,i will put it here..period.
i also will put in my blog of things that i like,that i can use for future reference because i consider my blog to be of some sort of a storage for informations.
so in short i blog and insert (same as copy and paste...hehehe) information that i feel of value, of importance to me. that's why my blog is ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL.
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I heard that...

2009-01-29T13:42:00.000-08:00

A couple went for a vacation in Iceland National Park Pingvellir, one of Iceland's most historic spots. It has a stream which visitors pitch coins and make wishes. One wish only.

The hubby and wifey arrived at the spot and start throwing coins into the stream. They have to leaned far out to do it. As the wifey was so excited, being there for the first time, she leaned too far, lost her balance and tumbled into the icy water.

"Well, say, you don't often see wishes come true that fast, eh?," the husband was suppossedly heard saying.

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End to World Hunger

2009-01-26T23:43:00.000-08:00

Well..?

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PUSH Pocket...heard of it yet?

2009-01-19T15:43:00.000-08:00

Received this in my email box..would like to share with you all...

I am sure you all have heard of 'pick pocket'.

A new trend 'push pocket'.

Read on.. for your own good

A few days ago a new type of crime has surfaced in town. It goes something like this:-

Somebody slips a hand-phone into your pocket, sometimes it could be just a wallet with an identity card and a few ringgit. A few minutes later, the 'owner' comes up and confronts you, the 'thief '.

He makes a big commotion that you stole his stuff. You, caught unaware, are then pulled aside by the 'owner' for a settlement. You are intimidated and threatened that if you do not pay up the police will be brought in.

If you pay up, this 'owner' lets you go.

If not, the police are brought in.

Another strange thing is that there always seems to be a 'witness' to your 'theft'.

I am told this often happens to foreigners at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) or even at LRT trains. Given that you're 'guilty until proven innocent' as far as the Malaysian police are concerned, I understand some poor people are in jail for these 'offences'.

At the KLIA, the 'owner' throws his hand-phone and wallet with the few ringgit notes into the luggage trolley of a just arrived passenger. The drama unfolds a few minutes later. The real culprit has easily convinced our Malaysian police to arrest the real victim (if he has not paid up the 'settlement' demand). This is a very serious matter.

This is another form of extortionists operating in broad daylight. They are disgusting criminals who will do anything to rob and steal. The sickening part of the whole scenario is that unless you pay the 'quoted settlement' money, they will put you in real trouble by calling the police.

The real culprit gets back his hand-phone and wallet but the real victim ( i.e. could be any one of us) is thrown into the police lock up and charged in court.

So do be very careful, otherwise you may end up as a 'thief' as you have no way to prove your innocence.

Pass it on..... let more people be aware of such things around them.

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FIRST TIME SEX ............duuuuhhhhhhh!!!

2009-01-19T15:36:00.001-08:00

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

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Keep Walking.....

2009-01-11T08:13:00.000-08:00

Check this out......

The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.

Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.
It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.
This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.